Phuket Simon Cabaret: Glamorous Vaudeville Show & Transport

The Simon Cabaret is still the loudest night out in Phuket after 25 years

You get picked up from your hotel, driven to the theatre, and dropped back after the show: no transport logistics to solve. The 600-seat venue runs a live two-hour vaudeville show with costume changes, dance, and comedy sketches every evening. Entry, transport, and parking are all included, so you pay once and show up.

Step-by-step itinerary

Attend Phuket Simon Cabaret Show

• Arrive at Phuket Simon Cabaret theatre
• Take your seat in the luxurious theatre
• Enjoy the cabaret show with costumes and performances
• Experience state-of-the-art sound and lighting

The experience

You've just landed, checked into your hotel, and now it's evening: the kind of moment when you want something that feels like Phuket, not like anywhere else. The Simon Cabaret fills that gap. The theatre holds over 600 people, but it doesn't feel crowded. The stage is close enough that you catch the detail in the costumes, the precision in the choreography, the sheer effort it takes to move like that in full sequins and heels. The sound system is loud and clean, the lighting rig catches every angle, and the performers. They're not lip-syncing to a backing track. This is live, every night, and it's been running long enough that the crew knows exactly how to pace a two-hour show so you're never bored and never overwhelmed.

The Phuket Simon Cabaret show is built around vaudeville: song, dance, comedy sketches, quick costume changes, the kind of entertainment that doesn't require you to speak Thai or follow a plot. Your private transport picks you up from your hotel, gets you there without the hassle of finding a taxi or negotiating a tuk-tuk fare, and drops you back afterward. Parking is included, so there's no fumbling with coins or worrying about where the car is. You walk in, find your seat, and the lights go down. The show runs for about two hours, and the pacing keeps moving: one act bleeds into the next, and the performers are clearly having fun, which is contagious.

What makes it work is that it's not trying to be something it's not. It's not a Broadway production or a Vegas residency. It's Phuket's answer to a night out, and it's been the answer for long enough that locals still go. The theatre is wheelchair accessible, strollers are fine, and the staff knows how to handle a full house without making anyone feel rushed. If you're the kind of traveller who wants to see what locals actually do for entertainment rather than what the guidebook says you should do, this is it.

What’s included

Your evening includes private hotel pickup and drop-off, entry to the Phuket Simon Cabaret theatre, and parking fees. The show itself runs live with performers, costume changes, and choreography across a two-hour performance on a 600-seat stage with modern sound and lighting.

Before you book

Days and timesEvery dayDepartures at 18:00, 19:30 and 21:00

Book up to8h before

AgesAdult (12 and older) · Child (2 to 11 years) · Infant (under 2): free

GroupUp to 500

Live guideEnglish

Meeting point and pickupHotel pickup is optional; you can also go straight to the meeting point. Ends back at the starting point.

Cancellation and refundsFree cancellation up to 24 h before the start. After that, no refund.

Prices and times updated 2 days ago

Good to know

Low physical effortWheelchair accessibleAccessible transportStroller-friendlyInfant seats availablePets welcomePublic transport nearbyInfants must sit on laps

Operated by Phuket Together Tour

Is this one for you?Book this if you want a night out that doesn't require planning transport, finding a venue, or figuring out what's actually worth seeing: the pickup and drop-off mean you show up and the evening is already arranged, which is what makes it easy to add to a busy trip.

Top questions

Can children come?

Yes. Ticket types: Child (2 to 11 years); Infant (under 2): free.

How long is the Phuket Simon Cabaret show?

The show runs approximately two hours.

What's included in the ticket?

Private transportation from your hotel, the show ticket, and parking fees are all included.

How many people sit in the theatre?

The theatre seats over 600 people.

Is the venue wheelchair accessible?

Yes, all areas and surfaces are wheelchair accessible, and transportation options are also wheelchair accessible.

Can I bring a stroller or infant seat?

Yes, infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller, and specialized infant seats are available.

Is this a lip-sync show or live performance?

The show features live performers on stage with state-of-the-art sound and lighting.

Do I need to speak Thai to enjoy the show?

No, the vaudeville format relies on visual performance, dance, and comedy that doesn't require language understanding.