You’ll ride through working pistachio orchards on an open-air cart with a local guide in Alamogordo’s PistachioLand, taste fresh nuts and local wine, and maybe spot some wildlife along the way. Expect laughs, earthy smells, and plenty of snacks — plus guaranteed seating if you book ahead.
I didn’t really know what to expect from a “pistachio farm tour” in Alamogordo, but honestly, that’s half the fun. The first thing you notice is this giant pistachio by the entrance — it’s kind of goofy but everyone takes a photo anyway (I did too, no shame). Our guide, Maria, waved us over to this open-air electric cart. It rattled a bit on the gravel road and I kept thinking my hat might blow off, but the breeze actually felt good under that big New Mexico sun.
We bumped along between rows of pistachio trees — 12,000 of them, apparently. Maria pointed out some wild quail darting between the trunks and told us how they harvest the nuts every fall. There was this earthy smell in the air, sort of sweet and dusty at once. She handed around a few raw pistachios so we could feel how different they are from the roasted ones in stores. I tried to crack one open with my teeth (not recommended) and got teased for it. We also passed their little vineyard; I didn’t expect grapevines out here in the desert.
The ride ended at their shop where you can try all sorts of flavored pistachios — green chile was my favorite, though my friend went straight for the chocolate ones. If you’re over 21, there’s a free wine tasting too (they make it right here). I’m not much of a wine person but their white was crisp and cold after being out in the heat. You can just walk up for tickets if it’s not busy, but I’d book ahead since seats fill up quick — plus you get time to chat with locals or just wander around staring at that weirdly huge pistachio statue again. Still cracks me up.
The tour duration isn’t specified but plan for about 30–45 minutes including stops and tasting time.
Yes, guests over 21 can enjoy free wine tasting at PistachioLand after the tour.
No, pets aren’t allowed due to insurance requirements; only service animals are permitted.
No, walk-ins are accepted if space allows but booking guarantees your seat unless canceled for weather.
The vehicle is open-air and travels bumpy gravel roads; not recommended for those with spinal injuries.
Wheelchairs and strollers may be stored inside the gift shop during your tour.
Bring sun protection and be ready for changing weather since it’s an open-air ride; waivers must be signed before departure.
Your day includes a seat on an open-air electric vehicle through Alamogordo’s pistachio orchards and vineyard with a local guide sharing stories along the way; after touring you’ll enjoy free samples of house-roasted pistachios and candy in their shop plus complimentary wine tasting for guests over 21 before heading out again.
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