Copenhagen: Private Walking Tour with Politically Incorrect Stories

Summary

Walk Copenhagen’s cobbles, hear wild stories & see the city’s quirks

You’ll walk Copenhagen’s old streets with a local guide who doesn’t hold back on stories — from royal drama to WWII secrets and everyday quirks. Expect laughter, real talk, and colorful stops like Nyhavn and Amalienborg Square. It’s fast-paced but personal; by the end you’ll see the city differently (and maybe want a pastry).

What’s the experience like?

We started moving right away, weaving between bikes and locals who barely seemed to notice the drizzle (I guess you get used to it here). Our guide, Mads, had this way of dropping facts about Copenhagen that made me laugh out loud — like the bit about tax equations and royal scandals. I kept glancing up at those crooked roofs and thinking how old everything smelled: a mix of wet stone and bakery somewhere nearby. Mads didn’t sugarcoat anything. He pointed out where Hans Christian Andersen once walked, but then immediately launched into a story about something far less fairy-tale-ish — I won’t spoil it.

We passed Nyhavn (the one from all the postcards), but honestly, standing there in the wind with my scarf flapping was better than any photo. The colors looked almost too bright against the grey sky. At one point, we stopped near a church that wasn’t quite what I expected — apparently it survived more fires than I’ve had birthdays. Mads asked if anyone knew why Danes love their pastries so much; someone guessed wrong and he just grinned. There were a few awkward moments when he told stories that felt… well, definitely not in the guidebooks. But that’s kind of why I booked this private walking tour in Copenhagen — I wanted the real stuff.

I still remember how quiet it got as we reached Amalienborg Square, just before noon. The guards marched by and everyone sort of paused together — even some locals watched for a second before hurrying off. By then my feet were tired from all those cobblestones (seriously, wear good shoes), but I was glad we’d seen so much in just 90 minutes. We ended near this marble church that looked almost out of place — clean lines against all that history. Didn’t expect to feel so connected to a city after hearing about both its heroes and its messier bits, you know?

Step-by-step itinerary

Day 1 — Explore Copenhagen's historic highlights

• Start at Copenhagen origins site
• Visit church and learn about fires
• Pass longest pedestrian shopping street
• View beautiful buildings and central statue
• Pass French-inspired department store
• Pass luxury hotel for rich and famous
• Pass impressive building with statues
• Explore Nyhavn harbour area
• Visit embassies and WWII stories
• See Royal residences and guard change
• End at the Marble Church

Top questions

How long does the private walking tour last?

The tour lasts approximately 90 minutes from start to finish.

Is this Copenhagen walking tour suitable for families?

Yes, families are welcome; infants can ride in strollers and service animals are allowed.

Where does the tour start and end?

The tour starts in central Copenhagen and ends near the Marble Church or within five minutes’ walk from there.

How many people can join one booking?

You can book for 1–15 people as one private group; larger groups up to 30 are possible with an extra fee per person over 15.

Is Nyhavn included in this private walking tour?

Yes, Nyhavn is one of the featured stops along the route.

Are there any accessibility options?

The tour is wheelchair accessible and public transport options are nearby.

Will we see Amalienborg Palace during the tour?

Yes, you’ll visit Amalienborg Square where you may catch the changing of the guards if timing fits.

Does this walking tour include lunch or food stops?

No meals are included; however, you’ll pass bakeries and cafes along the way if you want to stop after.

What’s included

Your booking covers a private guide for your group (up to 15 people), with flexible meeting points in central Copenhagen. Wheelchair access is available throughout, strollers are fine for little ones, and service animals can join too—just show up ready to walk cobblestones rain or shine.