Guapatini's Show Bar Lanzarote: Live Comedy & Drag Show

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A Night of Live Comedy & Drag in Puerto del Carmen That Actually Works

You arrive by 8pm, grab a drink, and settle in for a two-hour show of live singing, comedy, and drag performance with real audience participation. The humor is sharp without being mean, the performers are genuinely talented, and it works for both adults and families. You leave around 11:15pm knowing you picked the right thing to do that night.

Step-by-step itinerary

Evening show at Guapatini's Bar

Arrive at Centro Atlantico, Puerto del Carmen
Get seated with a drink by 8PM
Enjoy live singing and comedy show
Watch drag performances with audience participation
Experience family-friendly entertainment until 11:15PM

The Experience

The doors open at 8pm and you're expecting the usual cabaret setup — a bit stiff, maybe a little dated. Then Contessa Guapatini walks out and the whole room shifts. What makes this different is that it's genuinely live: three acts of singing, comedy, and audience participation that don't feel rehearsed into submission. The show runs until 11:15pm, which gives you enough time to settle in with a drink before the real thing starts at 9. It's the kind of night where your husband — or whoever you bring — actually has fun instead of just tolerating it.

Guapatini's is in the centre of Puerto del Carmen, just off the beach in Centro Atlántico, which matters because it's walkable if you're staying nearby and you're not stuck in some out-of-the-way venue. The venue itself is family-friendly, which sounds like it could go either way, but the humor lands for adults while kids (€15 entry) don't feel left out. The whole thing is wheelchair accessible, and if you're traveling with small children, strollers are fine. It won the TripAdvisor Award of Excellence in less than a year of opening, which is the kind of thing that usually means nothing, except in this case the reviews actually back it up — people keep mentioning how surprised they were that a show bar in Lanzarote could be this good.

You get free nuts while you're there, which is a small thing but it's the kind of detail that tells you someone thought about the evening. The whole experience is €20 for adults, €15 for kids, and it includes the show itself — no hidden charges for the performance or the seating. You're in and out in a known window, which makes it easy to plan around dinner or whatever else you've got that night.

What’s included

Your evening includes entry to the show, which runs from 9pm to 11:15pm with live singing, comedy, and drag performance featuring Contessa Guapatini.
Free nuts are provided.
The venue is wheelchair accessible and suitable for families, with kids' tickets at €15 and adult tickets at €20.

Good to know

Easy physical levelWheelchair accessibleStroller friendlyPets welcomePublic transport nearbyInfants must sit on laps

Operated by Guapatini’s Show Bar

Is this one for you?Book this if you want a night out in Puerto del Carmen that doesn't feel like every other resort show — the live performances and real audience participation are what make it work for both couples and families, and the fixed 11:15pm finish means you can plan the rest of your evening around it.