Louvre: Homoerotic Art Tour Small Group with Guide Entry

Summary

Explore Paris’s Louvre with a revealing small-group art walk

You’ll join a small group for a guided journey through the Louvre’s homoerotic art — from ancient Mesopotamia to French masters. Expect candid stories about artists’ rivalries, secret symbols hidden in plain sight, and plenty of laughter with your local guide. With entry included and no big crowds, it’s an experience you’ll remember long after leaving Paris.

What’s the experience like?

Someone waved at me near the statue of Louis XIV — turned out to be our guide, Pierre, who had this way of making you feel like you’d known him for ages. We were just six, standing in that early morning hush before the crowds. I could smell coffee from somewhere nearby, and honestly, I was still half-asleep until Pierre started talking about how the male nude shaped art history. Not something I expected to hear before 10am in Paris, but here we were.

Inside the Louvre, it’s easy to get lost — not just in the halls but in all those layers of stories. Pierre pointed at a Mesopotamian figure and asked if we saw what he saw (I didn’t). He laughed and explained anyway, tracing lines with his finger just above the glass. There was this moment when we stood in front of a painting by Leonardo — I tried to pronounce “homoerotisme” and probably butchered it; Pierre grinned and corrected me softly. The air smelled faintly of old stone and polish, and someone’s perfume drifted by as another group hurried past.

I hadn’t realized how much drama there was between artists like Raphael and Michelangelo — apparently their rivalries (and affections) ended up right there on canvas. Pierre told us about secret gestures hidden in plain sight; I caught myself looking twice at every painting after that. The whole tour felt like eavesdropping on centuries-old gossip, except with better lighting.

By the time we stepped back outside into the noise of Paris, my head was full of images — marble torsos, sly glances painted centuries ago. It’s strange how you can walk through 9000 years in two hours and leave feeling like you’ve only scratched the surface. I still think about that one statue near the end — something about its posture made me pause longer than I meant to.

Step-by-step itinerary

Day 1 — Louvre Museum Tour

• Meet guide at Louis XIV statue
• Explore Louvre's homoerotic art collection

Top questions

Is this Louvre homoerotic art tour really semi-private?

Yes, groups are limited to six people for a nearly private experience.

Does the tour include entrance tickets to the Louvre?

Yes, your €22 adult entrance ticket is included in the price.

Where does the tour start?

The guide meets you at the statue of Louis XIV on horseback outside the Louvre.

How long does this day trip at the Louvre last?

The exact duration isn’t specified but expect around two hours inside the museum.

Is this tour suitable for people under 18?

No, minimum age is 18 years old for this group tour.

Is public transportation available nearby?

Yes, there are public transportation options close to the Louvre.

Can I bring large bags or strollers on this tour?

No, large backpacks, luggage, strollers or pushchairs aren’t permitted inside.

If I have mobility needs can I join?

This group tour isn’t wheelchair accessible; inquire about private options if needed.

What’s included

Your day includes skip-the-line entry to the Louvre Museum (with your €22 ticket covered), plus a local professional guide leading your small group through centuries of art history before you step back out into central Paris together.