You’ll race along the Thames in a small group speedboat tour, catching wild views of London landmarks like Tower Bridge and Canary Wharf while your local guide shares stories you probably haven’t heard before. Expect cold wind on your face, some laughs with fellow passengers, and a new way to see familiar sights — plus all safety gear included.
The first thing I noticed was how the lifejacket felt — snug, a little stiff around my neck, and then the guide grinned and told us not to worry, “It’s just in case you get too excited.” We set off from Westminster Pier, engines humming under our feet. The Thames looked almost silver that morning, with a chilly breeze that made me zip up my jacket higher than I’d planned. Our group was just ten people; you could hear everyone’s nervous laughter echoing off the water as we picked up speed.
I didn’t expect to actually learn anything — I mean, it’s a speedboat tour of London, right? But our guide (I think his name was Sam?) started pointing out things I’d never noticed even after living here for years. He told us about the Houses of Parliament and Big Ben, but also weird little stories about HMS Belfast and Execution Dock. At one point he asked if anyone knew who Captain Kidd was — someone guessed wrong and Sam just laughed, “Not quite — but close enough!” The sound system worked even when we were flying past the Shard; you could actually hear every word over the engine.
We slowed down by Tower Bridge so everyone could take photos. There’s something odd about seeing those huge stone towers from so low down — they look even more unreal from the water. A couple behind me kept pointing at The Shard trying to figure out which floor their friend worked on (they never agreed). As we got closer to Canary Wharf, all glass and sharp lines against the sky, I caught this weird mix of smells — river mud and something sweet from somewhere upstream. Not exactly pleasant but somehow very London.
Forty-five minutes went by faster than I thought. My hands were cold but I didn’t really mind; there’s this moment when you’re bouncing over the waves near HMS Belfast where everything feels loud and alive. It’s not quiet or peaceful — it’s more like being part of the city’s heartbeat for a bit. I still think about that view back toward Parliament as we turned around; maybe it’s silly but it made me feel kind of proud to live here.
The tour lasts approximately 45 minutes from departure to return.
You can start from either Embankment or Westminster Pier.
You’ll see Houses of Parliament & Big Ben, London Eye, The Shard, HMS Belfast, Tower of London, Tower Bridge, Execution Dock, and Canary Wharf.
Yes, there is a live guide providing commentary throughout the cruise.
The maximum group size is 12 passengers per boat for a personal experience.
Yes, lifejackets are provided for all passengers as part of your booking.
Children 13 years & under must be accompanied by an adult; minimum weight is 15kg (2.36 stone).
No meals are included; this is a sightseeing cruise only.
No, pregnant travelers or those with heart/back conditions cannot participate for safety reasons.
Your booking includes a high-speed river cruise along central London’s Thames sights with live guided commentary from a local expert. You’ll get fitted with a lifejacket before boarding and receive a complimentary plastic poncho if needed for weather protection. All departures are conveniently located near public transport options at Embankment or Westminster Pier.
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