Copenhagen: Politically Incorrect Walking Tour & Quirky Stories

Summary

Unexpected tales, local humor and Copenhagen’s quirks on foot

You’ll walk Copenhagen’s historic streets with a guide who isn’t afraid to poke fun at everything — including themselves. Expect stories about royals, scandals, and everyday life as you pass Nyhavn and Christiansborg Palace, plus plenty of laughter (and maybe a few raised eyebrows). This is for anyone who wants real stories, not just dates and names.

What’s the experience like?

Someone waves an orange umbrella near the metro — that’s how it starts. I almost walked past, distracted by a dog in a raincoat (very Danish). Our guide, Signe, grinned and asked if we were ready to have our sensibilities “gently roasted.” I liked her immediately. We set off down cobblestone streets, the kind that make you look up instead of at your phone. Signe pointed out where H.C. Andersen supposedly wandered, though she said he’d probably hate all the statues of himself now. The air smelled faintly like pastry from somewhere I couldn’t spot.

I didn’t expect to laugh this much on a history tour — or to hear about tax equations and royal scandals in the same breath. There was this bit outside Christiansborg Palace where Signe told us about Danish politics with such deadpan delivery that even the serious German guy next to me snorted. At one point we paused by Nyhavn; the water was grey-blue and the wind kept tugging at everyone’s scarves. She warned us not to bother with most of the restaurants (“overpriced fish, trust me”) but said it’s worth it for people-watching alone. I still think about those crooked old houses lined up like they’re gossiping over coffee.

The group felt more like new friends than tourists — maybe because we were all equally confused by some of the street names (try saying “Amalienborg” after two coffees). There was a moment in front of the Marble Church when someone asked about Danish weddings and Signe got this mischievous look before launching into a story about royal mischief that had us all laughing again. The weather kept changing — sun for five minutes, then drizzle — but nobody cared much by then.

Step-by-step itinerary

Day 1 — Copenhagen Highlights Walking Tour

• Meet outside metro by statue
• Discover Copenhagen origins and figures
• Visit Christiansborg Palace
• Walk along pedestrian shopping street
• View city buildings and central statue
• See French-inspired department store
• Learn about Copenhagen fires at church
• Observe impressive square building statues
• Explore Nyhavn harbour area
• Hear WWII stories at embassy area
• Watch changing of the guards at Royal square
• Pass by luxury hotels
• End at the Marble Church

Top questions

Is this Copenhagen walking tour suitable for kids?

The tour is suitable for all ages but includes politically incorrect humor; parental discretion is advised.

How long is the Politically Incorrect Copenhagen Highlights tour?

The walking tour lasts approximately 2 hours.

Does this tour include entry into attractions like Christiansborg Palace?

No, the tour is outdoor-only and does not include entry into buildings or attractions.

Where does the Copenhagen walking tour start?

The meeting point is outside the metro station near the stairs and statue; look for an orange umbrella.

Is hotel pickup included in this Copenhagen highlights walking tour?

No hotel pickup is included; you meet your guide at the designated starting point.

Are dogs allowed on this walking tour in Copenhagen?

Yes, all dogs are welcome on this outdoor-only walking tour.

Is this Copenhagen highlights tour wheelchair accessible?

Yes, transportation options are wheelchair accessible and suitable for prams or strollers as well.

What if it rains during the walking tour?

The tour runs in all weather conditions; bring appropriate clothing for rain or shine.

What’s included

Your day includes a lively local guide leading you through central Copenhagen on foot, with stops at Nyhavn and Christiansborg Palace among others. No tickets or entry fees needed—just show up at the meeting point near the metro with an open mind (and maybe an umbrella), ready to tip your guide if you enjoyed yourself.