You’ll hop aboard a rolling comedy show with the Moron Twins guiding you through Savannah’s wildest stories—think haunted cemeteries, movie landmarks, and plenty of laughs along historic streets. Expect quick stops for drinks or photos, costume changes right before your eyes, and a city tour that feels like hanging out with old friends who know all the juicy details.
The first thing I remember is Danny in a powdered wig, waving at us from the steps of the trolley like he was summoning us to some colonial fever dream. It was humid—Savannah always is—but everyone on board was already laughing before we’d even left the curb. The Moron Twins (yes, that’s what they call themselves) have this way of making you forget you’re technically learning something. We rolled past the Cathedral of St. John the Baptist and someone behind me whispered “wow” under their breath, but then Dannie launched into a story about ghosts who supposedly haunt the cemetery nearby, and suddenly everyone was leaning in.
I didn’t expect to care about Savannah’s history—I mean, I signed up for a comedy tour—but somehow between jokes about Civil War generals and Paula Deen’s butter obsession, I found myself actually listening. There were costume changes (some more convincing than others), and at one point Danny serenaded us with a song about Forrest Gump while we cruised by the famous bench spot. The city looked different from inside that trolley: Spanish moss everywhere, locals waving as if they were in on the joke too. We stopped at McDonough’s for a quick drink and restroom break; honestly, I needed it just to recover from laughing so hard.
By the time we circled Forsyth Park and creaked past Mercer Williams House (the one from “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil”—Dannie did a dramatic reading that made me snort-laugh), I realized how much I’d missed just walking around on my own. There’s something about seeing Savannah through this weird, funny lens—history gets sticky that way. Oh, and don’t try to say “Sorrel-Weed House” with your mouth full of sweet tea; trust me on that one.
No, only ages 13 and older are permitted on this tour.
The tour lasts approximately 90 minutes.
You’ll see Colonial Park Cemetery, Forsyth Park, Mercer Williams House Museum, Sorrel Weed House, Cathedral of St. John the Baptist, and more in Savannah Historic District.
Yes, there is a stop at McDonough's Restaurant and Lounge for restrooms and hydration.
Yes, service animals are allowed but emotional support animals and pets are not permitted.
No meals are included but there is a refreshment break at McDonough's where you can purchase drinks.
Yes, public transportation options are available near departure points in Savannah.
Your day includes 90 minutes aboard an Old Town Trolley with live comedy performances by local guides known as the Moron Twins. You’ll enjoy stops at key historic sites around downtown Savannah plus a restroom and hydration break at McDonough's Restaurant before returning to your starting point—all within easy reach of public transport.
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