Moab: Hell’s Revenge Hummer Tour with Canyon Views & Dino Tracks

Summary

Hell’s Revenge trail adventure in Moab with dino tracks and wild slickrock climbs

You’ll grip your seat as your Hummer crawls up Moab’s Hell’s Revenge Trail with a local guide at the wheel. Expect wild slickrock climbs, quiet moments overlooking canyons and Arches, plus a stop at real dinosaur tracks. Snacks are included — along with plenty of stories and laughs from your guide.

What’s the experience like?

Honestly, I thought my stomach would drop out on the first climb up Hell’s Revenge Trail. The Hummer sort of tilted at this impossible angle — like, cartoon-level steep — and everyone just looked at each other wide-eyed while our guide, Mike, grinned like he does this before breakfast. The tires made this gritty scraping sound against the slickrock and I could smell the dry red dust through the open window. My hands were sweating but nobody wanted to admit it.

Mike kept tossing out little facts about Moab and how these petrified sand dunes used to be part of a giant desert, which is wild to imagine when you’re bouncing over them in a Hummer. He stopped at this overlook where you could see Arches in the distance — honestly, it didn’t look real. There was this weird silence for a second except for some wind and a hawk circling way below us. Then someone pointed out actual dinosaur tracks pressed into the rock (they’re just there, no fence or anything), and I tried to take a photo but my shadow got in the way. So yeah, not exactly National Geographic material.

I didn’t expect how much I’d laugh — especially when Mike handed out snacks and told us about his first time driving this trail (apparently he stalled three times). A little kid behind me kept asking if we’d see any “real” dinosaurs. The sun was starting to dip by then so everything turned gold and pink, which felt kind of unreal after all that adrenaline. I still think about that view sometimes when I’m stuck in traffic back home.

Step-by-step itinerary

Day 1 — 2-hour Hell's Revenge HUMMER adventure

• Join 2-hour HUMMER adventure
• Conquer Moab’s slickrock terrain
• Ascend petrified sand dunes
• Visit secluded canyons and arches
• See prehistoric dinosaur tracks
• Enjoy panoramic views of Arches National Park
• View Colorado River from buttes
• Listen to guides share local history

Top questions

How long does the Hell’s Revenge Hummer tour last?

The tour lasts approximately 2 hours from start to finish.

Is there an age limit for this Moab Hummer adventure?

No minimum or maximum age; everyone can join but infants under 2 need their own car seat.

Are snacks or drinks provided during the tour?

Yes, bottled water and light snacks are included for all guests.

What will we see on the Hell’s Revenge Trail?

You’ll visit secluded canyons, see distant arches, prehistoric dinosaur tracks, and panoramic overlooks of Arches and the Colorado River.

Are guides experienced locals?

Yes, tours are led by professional local guides with years of experience on these trails.

Is transportation wheelchair accessible?

The tour is wheelchair accessible including transportation options.

Does the tour run daily?

Tours run every day with different start times available to fit your schedule.

What’s included

Your adventure includes admission fees for Hell’s Revenge Trail, bottled water and light snacks along the way, all taxes covered, plus guidance from experienced local drivers. Tours run daily at various times so you can pick what works best for you — just bring your sense of adventure (and maybe your own car seat if you’ve got a baby under two).